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That feeling before you drop.

totally-relatable:

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When you're in school and you touch a piece of gum...

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"I want a twilight theme park"

totally-relatable: I think you already have one. It’s called a forest.

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Imagine if you logged onto tumblr one day, and... →

the-absolute-funniest-posts: you’d open up your dash to this explosion of noise and your face would be like: Any post with this gif forever reblog. HAHAHA I love it. (:

Dec 23rd

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Boys from Tumblr are like this:

cafededuy: lolsofunny: Girls from Tumblr are like this: And I’m like this: At least 57,928 of us are like this. Yet we don’t see each other?! We. Are. Invisible…

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That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...

totally-relatable: Or if an ice cream truck is going to stop for you. HAHA @Alexis. (:

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When your friend threatens to shoot you with a... →

the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!

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I cant stand when people say a baby's age in...

the parent is like “yeah he’s 29 months old.” Bitch don’t make me do math.

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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious 
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. 
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO 
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. 
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet. 
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this? 
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. 
Uterus: You mother fuckers. 
Torso: CONTRACT! 
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama. 
Brain: Me gusta.